Monday, March 25, 2013

Women Of "Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines"

Clair Danes
"Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines"
 "I'm Sorry My Prince.  These New Modern Ideas Are Hard To Get Used To.  You Said I Should...
BLOW...
SWALLOW...
And Then Act Like It Was Completely Natural?

OK But It Still Doesn't Seem To Be
Helping Me With My Weight

Arnold, the "Good Terminator" is back to protect John Conner and his girlfriend, Clair Danes. "Bad Terminator" this round is also a "Babe Terminator" in the form of Kristanna Loken (coming up later in our story; it will be worth the wait...

or you could scroll down now.)
And Now, Put Your Hands Together 'Cause Here She Is...
"Evil Terminator" otherwise known as:
 
Kristanna Loken!
For All You Skynet Execs Here For The Convention,
Don't Forget To Tip Your Droids!
And Remember, I'll Be Here All Week...
"Quick, Everyone Grab A Weapon That's Useless Against
These Armor Plated Electronic Bastards!
I'm Not Sure Why But I Find The Above Picture
Arosing Beyond What Is Natural.
And Now For Something Completely Different...
Kristanna Loken With Pink
Kristanna Loken With Katherine Moenning
Kristanna Loken With Sophia Monk

Kristanna Lokan Making Out With... You Get The Picture. Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

And Now, Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Program...
 

Women Of "The Terminator" (Films 1 & 2)

Linda Hamilton
"The Terminator"
&
"Terminator 2: Judgement Day"

 
Linda Hamilton starred as Sarah Connor; the central character in both "The Terminator" with Arnold Schwartzenager (1st Film) as the evil Terminator and in "Terminator 2: Judgement Day" with Arnold returning in the 2nd film but this time as the "Good Terminator" protecting Sarah & her son, John Conner. The 1st Terminator has to kill Sarah so John won't be born and stop the Terminators in the future.  The second Terminator has to kill John so he won't stop the Terminators in the future...

Never Mind, I've drawn up a chart for you.
"Gosh Sarah, Those Are Really Fun.
We Don't Have Those In The Future.
What Do You Call Them Again?
Was It "Sweater Puppies?"
Humm....???
Is It Just Me Or Is There Something A Little Different About Linda Between The Early Pictures and These Last Few...
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.
 
Never Mind...It Must Be The Shirt.
Yeah, That Must Be It.
 
Linda's Twin Sister, Leslie Hamilton Gearren (right) 
stood in for Linda in three scenes ("Terminator 2")
"John, You Cold?"
 

Jennifer Jason Leigh /Weeds (Part 3)

Jennifer Jason Leigh
Weeds (Part Three)
 
"I Can't Believe How Much More Fun This
Has Been Since I Got A Penis. 
And Keeping The Vagina To Go With
It Was A Stroke Of Brilliance!" 

Famous For:
  • Daughter Of "Combat!" Star Vic Morrow (Who was killed by a helicopter that crashed on the set of "Twilight Zone: The Movie" when she was a young girl'.)
  • "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" (1982) which by the way was my personal favorite moment EVER in cinema. 
 
Remember these two girls?
    Jennifer Had This Scene:
    Thought It Couldn't Get Any Better But Then
    Phoebe Cates Showed Up!!!
    No Teenage Boy Will Ever Forget Where He Was The Day Phoebe Came Out Of That Pool!
     
    Sorry, I got sidetracked.  Let's get back to:
     
    Famous For (cont.):
  • "Backdraft" (1992)
  • "Single White Female (1992)
  • "Road To Perdition" (2002)
  • "The Machinist" (2004)
  • "Weeds" (2009-2012)
  • "Revenge" (2012/TV) 
  • Back To Our
    Feature Presentation!
    You Know You Were Going To Look Again
    "Whose Little Girl Is Ticklish?
    "Come On, Whose Little Girl Is Ticklish?
    "Can't Remember...Did I Leave The Stove On?
    "Did I Remember To Put The Neighbors Puppy In It?"
    "Oww, Cool, Fart Bubble!"
    "Dude, Does This Look Infected?
    LET'S GO TO THE BEACH WITH JENNIFER!

Jennifer, I'm not a doctor but you seem to have quite a bit of swelling in the chestal area since I last saw you.  Here, let me check those...