Women Of "Terminator Salvation"

The Women Of "Terminator Salvation"
Linda Hamilton

Didn't Mean To Mislead You.
That Wasn't Her.

Let's Try Again:
Linda Hamilton

While Linda did not appear on screen,
she did voice-over throughout the film. 
This went uncredited.

Some Thought This Very Cool.
Others Thought Linda Must Have Gotten Really Raggity Ass
Fugly Between Films So Producers Cut Her Out.
It's Not For Me To Judge But I Have Seen Photos And She Does Seem To Be Starting To Look More Like The 1st Pic Than
The One Directly Above.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

 

Moon Goodblood

"I'm Wet...You Wet?...Well, I'm Very Wet..."

"Maybe This Will Help"

Nope, Nope...Personally, I'm Wetter Now

Famous For:

• Former LA Lakers Cheerleader
• "Terminator Salvation" (2009)
• "Falling Skies" (2011-2012/TV)

 

Helena Bonham Carter

Famous For:

• One Of America's Great Wackos!
• One Of Tim Burton's ("Edward Scissor Hands") Favorites Appearing In Many Of His Films
• Johnny Depp Is Godfather To Her Child With Burton
• "A Room With A View" (1985)
• "Frankenstein" (1994)
• "Merlin" (1998/TV Mini-Series)
• "Fight Club" (1999)
• "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory" (2005)
• "Corpse Bride" (2005-Voice)
• Harry Potter Series of Movies (2007-2011)
• "Alice In Wonderland" (2010)
• "The King's Speech" (2010)
• "Les Miserables" (2012)
• "The Lone Ranger" (2013)

You Really Don't See That Angle Of A Woman Often Enough

"Someone Should Re-make "The Andy Griffith Show?" 
I Think That Could Really Work. 
I'd Make A Great Aunt Bee. 
Lindsay Lohan Could Play My Best Friend Clara!  
Note To Self; Talk To Tim Burton And Lindsay About That. 

 

Or I Could Be Married To Opie.
We Could Have A Couple Of Kids...One Black And One Mormon. 

 Wonder If He Ever Had Kids?"

 

Bryce Dallas Howard

Bryce With Dad Opie (below)

"While I've Got You Here Bryce, I'm Working On A Remake Of "The Andy Griffith Show".

How Would You Feel About Playing Aunt Bee? 

But Do Me A Favor. 

Don't Say Anything To That Bat Shit Crazy Helena. 

She'll Be Coming Into My Office Dressed Like An Old Lady Bringing Me Apple Pies Every Morning.

Tom Hanks Told Me She Wanted The Part Of Wilson In "Castaway". 

Couldn't Stop The Nut Bag From Screaming "But I Can Float Tom, I Can Float" and Dribbling All Over The Lot!

"Now You Know Honey, You Can't Be Doing Stuff Like

That As Aunt Bee...Right?"

"I'd Like To Play Howard Sprig!!!  I Have A Howard Spring Wig In My Dressing Room. Hold On Opie.

Don't Go Anywhere. I Promise...

I'll Be Bach" 

Women Of "Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines"

Clair Danes

"Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines"

 "I'm Sorry My Prince.  These New Modern Ideas Are Hard To Get Used To.  You Said I Should...

BLOW...

SWALLOW...

And Then Act Like It Was Completely Natural?

OK But It Still Doesn't Seem To Be
Helping Me With My Weight

Arnold, the "Good Terminator" is back to protect John Conner and his girlfriend, Clair Danes. "Bad Terminator" this round is also a "Babe Terminator" in the form of Kristanna Loken (coming up later in our story; it will be worth the wait...
or you could scroll down now.)

And Now, Put Your Hands Together 'Cause Here She Is...
"Evil Terminator" otherwise known as:

 

Kristanna Loken!

For All You Skynet Execs Here For The Convention,

Don't Forget To Tip Your Droids!

And Remember, I'll Be Here All Week...

"Quick, Everyone Grab A Weapon That's Useless Against

These Armor Plated Electronic Bastards!

I'm Not Sure Why But I Find The Above Picture

Arosing Beyond What Is Natural.

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Kristanna Loken With Pink

Kristanna Loken With Katherine Moenning

Kristanna Loken With Sophia Monk

Kristanna Lokan Making Out With... You Get The Picture. Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

And Now, Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Program...