Saturday, March 30, 2013

What Do Ursula, Linda & Bo Have In Common?

What Do Ursula, Linda & Bo
Have In Common?
Answer At Bottom Of Page
 
Ursula Andress
The 1st Bond Girl!
Famous For:
  • Stepping Out Of The Ocean Wearing That White Bikini In "Dr. No"
  • She Admits That The Bikini Made Her Career
  • Discovered In Sweden By Marlon Brando
  • During Their Affair, Brando Convinced Paramount To Give Ursula A Shot
  • Her Accent Was So Heavy That She Had To Record Her Lines In A Studio.  They Were Later Dubbed Into The Film.
  • "Dr. No" (1962)
  • "Fun In Acapulco" (1963)
  • "What's New Pussycat" (1965)
  • "The Blue Max" (1966)
  • "Casino Royale (1967)
  • "Clash Of The Titans" (1981)
"Look At All Those Toenail Clippings I'm Leaving
All Over The Place.
Wish I Wasn't Being Watch So I Could Chew Them Off"
Whadda You Lookin' At?!!??!
Get Outta Here Perv!
Can't Shower; Can't Chew My Nails..."
 
 
What Do Ursula, Linda & Bo
Have In Common?
Figured It Out Yet?
 
Linda Evans
Famous For:
  • Appeared In A 1960 "Bachelor Father" Episode As A Grade School Friend Of John Forsythe's Daughter.  "Little Girl" Linda Falls For John (24 Years Her Senior).  Approximately 20 Years Later Linda Was Playing John's Wife On "Dynasty".
  • "The Adventures Of Ozzie & Harriet" (1960-1962)
  • "The Big Valley" (1965-1969)
  • "North & South" (1986 Mini-Series)
  • "Dynasty" (1981-1989)

What Do Ursula, Linda & Bo
Have In Common?

Last Chance

Bo Derek
 
Famous For:
  • Only 5'3" Tall
  • Suffers From A Lisp
  • Her Mother Was Ann-Margret's Make Up Artist & Hair Dresser
  • Her Name I Mentioned In Theme From "The Fall Guy"
  • Lost "Bond Girl" Part In "A View To A Kill" To Tanya Roberts
  • "Orca" (1967)
  • "10" (1979
  • "Tarzan The Ape Man" (1981)
  • "Bolero" (1984)
  • "Tommy Boy" (1995)
 
And The Correct Answer Is:
This Dude; John Derek Married All Three. 
And He Had A Fourth Wife Prior To:
 
Ursula:
Linda:
Bo:
And Wife Number One Pati Behrs:
And To Top It Off, He Was Known As A Legendary Dick!
He Must Have Had Something Going For Him???
Maybe An Actual Legendary Dick.


Now For More Fun With Angie!

Angelina Jolie
Starring In "More Fun With Angie"
Grass Angels?
 
Rating Films For Angie "HOTTNESS"
 
#1-Original Sin"
#2 "Taking Lives"
Last But Not Least
A Photo Album Of Misc Angie Greatness
Now She's Just Showing Off
From "Sneakers" w/Robert Redford (3 pics above)
 
Famous For:
  • Her Lips
  • Daughter Of Jon Voight ("Mission Impossible"/"The Champ"
  • For Many Years They Had A Strained Relationship
  • Former Husbands: Jonny Lee Miller ("Elementary" 1996-1999) & Billy Bob Thornton ("Swing Blade" 2000-2003)
  • For Awhile Angelina Became America's Most Hated Woman After Stealing America's Sweethearts Husband Away.  Began An Affair While Shooting "Mr. & Mrs. Smith) Together. "Brangelina" As They Are Called Have Been Together Ever Since.
  • Ambassabor To The United Nations Working Tirelessly For Refugees And Children Of Other Nations.
  • "Hackers" (1995)
  • "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" (2001)
  • "Original Sin" (2001)
  • "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (2005)
  • "Beowulf" (2007)
  • "Wanted" (2008) (See This Movie!)
  • "Salt" 2010) (This One Too!)
 NOTE: Posted This On "BareHollywood.com".  It was removed after a complaint was filed. She's not having sex or blowing a horse. She's just standing topless next to it. I think someone should take a look at themselves if they are seeing something obscene here???
 
Gold Statue of Angie given to her by leaders of the Arab Emirate after Angelina let them line up and touch her fun bits for 20 seconds each.  You should have heard all the giggling.
Thank You For Holding Your Applause 'Til The End!