Saturday, March 30, 2013

Now For More Fun With Angie!

Angelina Jolie
Starring In "More Fun With Angie"
Grass Angels?
 
Rating Films For Angie "HOTTNESS"
 
#1-Original Sin"
#2 "Taking Lives"
Last But Not Least
A Photo Album Of Misc Angie Greatness
Now She's Just Showing Off
From "Sneakers" w/Robert Redford (3 pics above)
 
Famous For:
  • Her Lips
  • Daughter Of Jon Voight ("Mission Impossible"/"The Champ"
  • For Many Years They Had A Strained Relationship
  • Former Husbands: Jonny Lee Miller ("Elementary" 1996-1999) & Billy Bob Thornton ("Swing Blade" 2000-2003)
  • For Awhile Angelina Became America's Most Hated Woman After Stealing America's Sweethearts Husband Away.  Began An Affair While Shooting "Mr. & Mrs. Smith) Together. "Brangelina" As They Are Called Have Been Together Ever Since.
  • Ambassabor To The United Nations Working Tirelessly For Refugees And Children Of Other Nations.
  • "Hackers" (1995)
  • "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" (2001)
  • "Original Sin" (2001)
  • "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (2005)
  • "Beowulf" (2007)
  • "Wanted" (2008) (See This Movie!)
  • "Salt" 2010) (This One Too!)
 NOTE: Posted This On "BareHollywood.com".  It was removed after a complaint was filed. She's not having sex or blowing a horse. She's just standing topless next to it. I think someone should take a look at themselves if they are seeing something obscene here???
 
Gold Statue of Angie given to her by leaders of the Arab Emirate after Angelina let them line up and touch her fun bits for 20 seconds each.  You should have heard all the giggling.
Thank You For Holding Your Applause 'Til The End!

Friday, March 29, 2013

The Most Beautiful Woman Of Our Time?


Angelina Jolie
in "Gia" (1998)
(True Story Of Model Gia Carangi)
If You Saw The HBO Movie "Gia" Starring Angelina Jolie (as Gia Carangi) and Elizabeth Mitchell ("Lost") as Gia's Lover, You Would Remember.  In Fact, It Would Probably Be Etched In Your Mind.  First Because It Really Is An Excellent Film. Second...It's Got Everything A Man Could Want...Sex, Nudity, Lesbian Lovers And Two Of America's Most
Gorgeous Women As Stars.
Angelina Jolie's Career Exploded Because Of Her Work In "Gia".  It May Not Have Gotten Huge Ratings But Everyone In The Film Industry Was Talking About It.
Elizabeth Mitchell ("Lost", "V" and currently on the hit series, "Revolution" played Gia Carangi's lover. 
In Real life Gia's lover was make-up assistant Sandy Linter.
They met on the set of the"Chain Link Shot"
when a Director asked Sandy to
strip down and step into the shot.
 
Gia/Sandy(Left & Below)
Angelina/Elizabeth(2 Shots On Right)
 
More From The Movie "Gia":
 
Gia Carangi was one of the 1st models referred to when the term "Supermodel" hit in the 1970s along with Janice Dickenson and Jean Shrimpton (below)
 
Gia's career only last a few years.  She died at the age of 26 of a heroin overdose and was one of the first famous females to have been known to have contracted AIDS.
Gia Marie Carangi
(January 29, 1960 – November 18, 1986)
 

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Russ Meyer's 'Babes Of Weird Cinema"

Russ Myer's
"Babes Of Weird Cinema"
 
WARNING:
Russ Myer's Work In Cinema Is Legendary And Had Tremendous Effect On Many Who Would Follow Including:
  • Quinton Tarentino ("Pulp Fiction")
  • Robert Rodriguez ("Desperado"), 
  • John Landers ("Animal House")
  • John Waters ("Hairspray"/"Cry Baby")
  • There Would Be No "Pulp Fiction", "Death Wish"(Charles Bronson), "Pink Flamingos" Or "Caged Heat"
  • He Was Oddly A Director For The Masses But Not Everyones Taste...Count Me A Fan
Myer's Work Was Graffic; Sometimes Very
Violent & Sexual And, Without A Doubt...
Unique To It's Time. 
  
Famous For:
  • Always Casting Only Women With Abnormally Large Breasts In His Films
  • The 1st Sex Film To Gross Over 1 Million Dollars
    • "The Immortal Mr. Teas" (1959)
  • "Faster Pussycat!, Kill!, Kill!, Kill! (1965)
  • "Motor Psycho" (1965)
  • "Vixen" (1968)
  • "Cherry, Harry & Raquel" (1970)
  • "Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls" (1970) 
    • Written By Famed Critic Roger Ebert!
  • "The Seven Minutes" (1971)
    • Based on the Irving Wallace Novel/1st Attempt at Mainstream Filmmaking and a huge flop
  • "Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens" (1979)
Russ Myer's Coolest Title:
Starring:
Haji
Drum Roll Please!
The Award For Best Movie Poster EVER Goes To:
This Film Was The Ultimate Inspiration For
Tarantino's "Grindhouse" Films
Also Starring
Tura Satana
There's Nothing Like Spending Your Day Demoralizing Men Who Demoralize Women...Especially If You Demoralize That Man In Front Of His Woman. 
 
If His Kids Are There To See It That's Just An Added Bonus. 
 
Now Let's Be Off...
"Yes, Yes, I am a bad ass ho bag.  Thank you so much for noticing.  Do you have any Cheetos?
"GIVE ME THE DAMN CHEETOS NOW!!!
I saw you hide one up your nose!"
 "Sorry about that...it sure looked like a Cheeto.  You should have that looked at.  What can I do to make it up to you?
Anytime Sailor!