Saturday, March 30, 2013

What Do Ursula, Linda & Bo Have In Common?

What Do Ursula, Linda & Bo
Have In Common?
Answer At Bottom Of Page
 
Ursula Andress
The 1st Bond Girl!
Famous For:
  • Stepping Out Of The Ocean Wearing That White Bikini In "Dr. No"
  • She Admits That The Bikini Made Her Career
  • Discovered In Sweden By Marlon Brando
  • During Their Affair, Brando Convinced Paramount To Give Ursula A Shot
  • Her Accent Was So Heavy That She Had To Record Her Lines In A Studio.  They Were Later Dubbed Into The Film.
  • "Dr. No" (1962)
  • "Fun In Acapulco" (1963)
  • "What's New Pussycat" (1965)
  • "The Blue Max" (1966)
  • "Casino Royale (1967)
  • "Clash Of The Titans" (1981)
"Look At All Those Toenail Clippings I'm Leaving
All Over The Place.
Wish I Wasn't Being Watch So I Could Chew Them Off"
Whadda You Lookin' At?!!??!
Get Outta Here Perv!
Can't Shower; Can't Chew My Nails..."
 
 
What Do Ursula, Linda & Bo
Have In Common?
Figured It Out Yet?
 
Linda Evans
Famous For:
  • Appeared In A 1960 "Bachelor Father" Episode As A Grade School Friend Of John Forsythe's Daughter.  "Little Girl" Linda Falls For John (24 Years Her Senior).  Approximately 20 Years Later Linda Was Playing John's Wife On "Dynasty".
  • "The Adventures Of Ozzie & Harriet" (1960-1962)
  • "The Big Valley" (1965-1969)
  • "North & South" (1986 Mini-Series)
  • "Dynasty" (1981-1989)

What Do Ursula, Linda & Bo
Have In Common?

Last Chance

Bo Derek
 
Famous For:
  • Only 5'3" Tall
  • Suffers From A Lisp
  • Her Mother Was Ann-Margret's Make Up Artist & Hair Dresser
  • Her Name I Mentioned In Theme From "The Fall Guy"
  • Lost "Bond Girl" Part In "A View To A Kill" To Tanya Roberts
  • "Orca" (1967)
  • "10" (1979
  • "Tarzan The Ape Man" (1981)
  • "Bolero" (1984)
  • "Tommy Boy" (1995)
 
And The Correct Answer Is:
This Dude; John Derek Married All Three. 
And He Had A Fourth Wife Prior To:
 
Ursula:
Linda:
Bo:
And Wife Number One Pati Behrs:
And To Top It Off, He Was Known As A Legendary Dick!
He Must Have Had Something Going For Him???
Maybe An Actual Legendary Dick.


Now For More Fun With Angie!

Angelina Jolie
Starring In "More Fun With Angie"
Grass Angels?
 
Rating Films For Angie "HOTTNESS"
 
#1-Original Sin"
#2 "Taking Lives"
Last But Not Least
A Photo Album Of Misc Angie Greatness
Now She's Just Showing Off
From "Sneakers" w/Robert Redford (3 pics above)
 
Famous For:
  • Her Lips
  • Daughter Of Jon Voight ("Mission Impossible"/"The Champ"
  • For Many Years They Had A Strained Relationship
  • Former Husbands: Jonny Lee Miller ("Elementary" 1996-1999) & Billy Bob Thornton ("Swing Blade" 2000-2003)
  • For Awhile Angelina Became America's Most Hated Woman After Stealing America's Sweethearts Husband Away.  Began An Affair While Shooting "Mr. & Mrs. Smith) Together. "Brangelina" As They Are Called Have Been Together Ever Since.
  • Ambassabor To The United Nations Working Tirelessly For Refugees And Children Of Other Nations.
  • "Hackers" (1995)
  • "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" (2001)
  • "Original Sin" (2001)
  • "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (2005)
  • "Beowulf" (2007)
  • "Wanted" (2008) (See This Movie!)
  • "Salt" 2010) (This One Too!)
 NOTE: Posted This On "BareHollywood.com".  It was removed after a complaint was filed. She's not having sex or blowing a horse. She's just standing topless next to it. I think someone should take a look at themselves if they are seeing something obscene here???
 
Gold Statue of Angie given to her by leaders of the Arab Emirate after Angelina let them line up and touch her fun bits for 20 seconds each.  You should have heard all the giggling.
Thank You For Holding Your Applause 'Til The End!

Friday, March 29, 2013

The Most Beautiful Woman Of Our Time?


Angelina Jolie
in "Gia" (1998)
(True Story Of Model Gia Carangi)
If You Saw The HBO Movie "Gia" Starring Angelina Jolie (as Gia Carangi) and Elizabeth Mitchell ("Lost") as Gia's Lover, You Would Remember.  In Fact, It Would Probably Be Etched In Your Mind.  First Because It Really Is An Excellent Film. Second...It's Got Everything A Man Could Want...Sex, Nudity, Lesbian Lovers And Two Of America's Most
Gorgeous Women As Stars.
Angelina Jolie's Career Exploded Because Of Her Work In "Gia".  It May Not Have Gotten Huge Ratings But Everyone In The Film Industry Was Talking About It.
Elizabeth Mitchell ("Lost", "V" and currently on the hit series, "Revolution" played Gia Carangi's lover. 
In Real life Gia's lover was make-up assistant Sandy Linter.
They met on the set of the"Chain Link Shot"
when a Director asked Sandy to
strip down and step into the shot.
 
Gia/Sandy(Left & Below)
Angelina/Elizabeth(2 Shots On Right)
 
More From The Movie "Gia":
 
Gia Carangi was one of the 1st models referred to when the term "Supermodel" hit in the 1970s along with Janice Dickenson and Jean Shrimpton (below)
 
Gia's career only last a few years.  She died at the age of 26 of a heroin overdose and was one of the first famous females to have been known to have contracted AIDS.
Gia Marie Carangi
(January 29, 1960 – November 18, 1986)