Monday, April 1, 2013

Best Ever "Charlie's Angel"!!!

Farrah Fawcett
Best Charlie's Angel Ever!
Famous For:
  • Being The Hottest Charlie's Angel In History (Jill Monroe)
  • From My Home In Corpus Christi, Texas
  • Appeared In 4 Episodes Of "The Six Million Dollar Man" Where She Met Lee Majors
  • Farah's Famous ("Nipple") Poster Remains The Highest Selling Poster In History.
    • 12,000,000 Copies Were Sold
    • Farrah Was An Unknown Actress At The Time. Had Not Signed For "Charlie's Angels" Yet
    • She Made More Money From Her Poster Than She Did From Her Years On "Charlie's Angels"
  • "Charlie's Angels" Was Originally A TV Movie
  • Her Hair ("The Farrah Flip") Became An International Sensation, Copied By Women Around The World.
  • "Charlie's Angels" Was The First "T & A" (Tits & Ass) or "Jiggle TV" Produced In America. Eat That "Baywatch"
  • Farrah Approached Playboy Requesting Her "Gold" Shoot At The Age Of 50.
The 50th Birthday Shoot Was Farrah's Idea. 
She Was Very Excited About It
Planning For Months Before The Big Day
  • Married Lee Majors (1973-1982)
    • Changed Her Professional Name To Farrah Fawcett Majors During That Period
  • Had A Romatic Relationship & Son Out Of Wedlock With Ryan O'Neal (1979-1997)
    • Notice The Overlapping Dates Between Majors & O'Neal.  Apparently Had A Problem With Lee's Dating During Their Marriage.

  • "Myra Breckenridge" (1970)
    • 1st Farrah Nipple Exposed On Screen.  We Were In The Digital Age Before Anyone Could See It Though.
  • "Logan's Run" (1976)
  • "Charlie's Angels" (1976-1980 TV)
  • "Saturn 3" (1980)
    • 2nd Farrah Nipple Exposed On Film. You Could Almost Catch It On Your VCR. Damn Shaking Tapety, Tape, VCR Tape Thingy! You Kids Better Appreciate Your Digital Toys.  Now Get Off My Lawn. 
    • I Digress. It Was An Exciting Event:
  • "Cannonball Run" (1981)
  • "The Burning Bed" (1984 TV)
    • First Time The Press & Public Noticed She Might Be Much More Talented Than Suspected
  • "The Apostle" (1995)

 Farrah Pulled A Few "Lindsay Lohans" Before Lindsay, Britney Or Paris Were Born:
This One's From "Charlie's Angels". 
Got Missed In Editing. Yeah, Right.
And We're Back To Showing The Goods On Purpose














 
"My Boobs Are So Great They Bring A Tear To MY Eyes"


Sunday, March 31, 2013

Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi

Padma Lakshmi
"Top Chef"
Like The Praying Mantis, Once Padma Finishes With Her Mate She Eats His Head...And He Likes It. Someone Hand Her A Moist Towelette So She Can Clean Up That Blood.
Famous For:
  • Top Supermodel
  • Pride In The 7" Scar On Her Right Arm
    • Received In Car Accident Returning From Hindu Temple As A Child.  Said She Saw A Flash Of Orange Light And Experienced The Most Exhilarating Feeling Of Her Life.
  • Heritage: Parents From India (Chennai).
  • Offered Job Hosting/Judging For "Top Chef" After Her Cookbook, "Easy Exotic" Won Several 1999 Awards.  
    • "Love Your Cookbook Padhma.  Could You Strip Down & Turn In A Circle For Us?  Now Do 10 Jumping Jacks...You're In!"
  • Married Salman Rushdie In 2004...Wait, Let Me Double Check On That...Yep, That Salman Is A Stud.
    • Rushdie Is 24 Years Older Than Padma.
    • Divorced In 2007.  (Saw That Coming)
  • Appeared In An Episode Of "Star Trek: Enterprise" (2002)
 
 
 
 
How 'Bout That Moist Towelette?
Depends...Do We Have Other "Licking" Options?
Tom Continues To Pretend He Doesn't Spend Most Of His Day Wondering What It Would Be To;
"Get All Up In That"
Yes, I'm Getting It Now...It's Coming To Me Tom...
"Ain't Gonna Happen Dude"