Tuesday, April 2, 2013

New Angel's (One Season & You're Out!)

The "New Charlie's Angels"
Opens & Closes In 2011
 
Minka Kelly
"Please Don't Post This Picture.  I Look Totally Goofy"
"Sorry, I Agree But Great Nipples"
"Please Don't!!!"
"Trust Me, No One Will See Your Face"
Famous For:
  • Getting Dumped By ABC After Only 6 Episodes Of "Charlie's Angels"
  • Daughter of Aerosmith Guitarist Rick Dufay And "Exotic Dancer" Maureen Kelly
  • Was Engaged To Derek Jetter (2010-2011)
  • "Friday Night Lights" (2006-2009 TV)
  • "Parenthood" (2010-2011 TV) 
"I Know...Nipples"
"Now You're Catching On.  By The Way, What Time Do You Get Off Work?
Opps, Sorry, Forgot You Got Cancelled"
Rachael Taylor
 
 
Famous For:
  • Getting Dumped By ABC After Only 6 Episodes Of "Charlie's Angels"
  • Born & Raised In Tasmania, Australia Leaving At 16.
  • "Transformers" (2007)
  • "Bottle Shock" (2008)
    • Another JD Recommended Film
  • "Grey's Anatomy" (2010 TV)
  • "666 Park Avenue" (2012)
    • Another One ABC Shot Down In Less Than A Year
 
Annie Ilonzeh
Famous For:
  • Getting Dumped By ABC After Only 8 Episodes Of "Charlie's Angels"
  • "Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightening Thief" (2010)
  • "General Hospital" (2010-2011 TV)
  • "Arrow" (2012-2013 TV)
  • "Switched At Birth" (2012-2013 TV)
  • "Hatfields & McCoys" (2013)
  • In fact, Annie is just getting started and already killing it.  Speaking of killling, she might want to do that to the agent who suggested "Charlie's Angels"
Finally...
"Dear ABC Publicity Dept. Never, Ever Again Release Photos Of Any Future Or Past Angels Like This!!!:
On Second Thought...You Are All Fired!
We're Bringing On The Marketing Guys That Do
The Publicity For The Charlie Movies.
You've Got 10 Minutes To Pack Up And Get Out.
 

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