Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Women Of "Terminator Salvation"

The Women Of "Terminator Salvation"
Linda Hamilton
Didn't Mean To Mislead You.
That Wasn't Her.

Let's Try Again:
Linda Hamilton
While Linda did not appear on screen,
she did voice-over throughout the film. 
This went uncredited.
Some Thought This Very Cool.
Others Thought Linda Must Have Gotten Really Raggity Ass
Fugly Between Films So Producers Cut Her Out.
It's Not For Me To Judge But I Have Seen Photos And She Does Seem To Be Starting To Look More Like The 1st Pic Than
The One Directly Above.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.
Moon Goodblood
"I'm Wet...You Wet?...Well, I'm Very Wet..."
"Maybe This Will Help"
Nope, Nope...Personally, I'm Wetter Now
Famous For:
  • Former LA Lakers Cheerleader
  • "Terminator Salvation" (2009)
  • "Falling Skies" (2011-2012/TV)
Helena Bonham Carter
Famous For:
  • One Of America's Great Wackos!
  • One Of Tim Burton's ("Edward Scissor Hands") Favorites Appearing In Many Of His Films
  • Johnny Depp Is Godfather To Her Child With Burton
  • "A Room With A View" (1985)
  • "Frankenstein" (1994)
  • "Merlin" (1998/TV Mini-Series)
  • "Fight Club" (1999)
  • "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory" (2005)
  • "Corpse Bride" (2005-Voice)
  • Harry Potter Series of Movies (2007-2011)
  • "Alice In Wonderland" (2010)
  • "The King's Speech" (2010)
  • "Les Miserables" (2012)
  • "The Lone Ranger" (2013)
You Really Don't See That Angle Of A Woman Often Enough
"Someone Should Re-make "The Andy Griffith Show?" 
I Think That Could Really Work. 
I'd Make A Great Aunt Bee. 
Lindsay Lohan Could Play My Best Friend Clara!  
Note To Self; Talk To Tim Burton And Lindsay About That. 
Or I Could Be Married To Opie.
We Could Have A Couple Of Kids...One Black And One Mormon. 
 Wonder If He Ever Had Kids?"
Bryce Dallas Howard
Bryce With Dad Opie (below)
"While I've Got You Here Bryce, I'm Working On A Remake Of "The Andy Griffith Show".
How Would You Feel About Playing Aunt Bee? 
But Do Me A Favor. 
Don't Say Anything To That Bat Shit Crazy Helena. 
She'll Be Coming Into My Office Dressed Like An Old Lady Bringing Me Apple Pies Every Morning.
Tom Hanks Told Me She Wanted The Part Of Wilson In "Castaway". 
Couldn't Stop The Nut Bag From Screaming "But I Can Float Tom, I Can Float" and Dribbling All Over The Lot!
"Now You Know Honey, You Can't Be Doing Stuff Like
That As Aunt Bee...Right?"
"I'd Like To Play Howard Sprig!!!  I Have A Howard Spring Wig In My Dressing Room. Hold On Opie.
Don't Go Anywhere. I Promise...
I'll Be Bach" 

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