Sunday, March 24, 2013

Top 10 Marilyn Monroe Wannabees

#10...Catherine Hicks

"Marilyn: The Untold Story" (1980)

 
Famous For:
  • "7th Heaven" (TV)
  • "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" (1986)
 #9...Misty Rowe

"Goodbye Norma Jean" (1989)

Famous For:
  • "Hee Haw" (1972-1991)
  • "Happy Days" (1974-1975 as Wendy)
  • "When Things Were Rotten" (1975 as Maid Marion)
  • Lots of "Love Boat" & "Fantasy Island" in the early 1980s
  • "Playboy Magazine" (below)


#8...Anna Nichol Smith
 
Self Proclaimed "Next Marilyn Monroe"

Famous For:
  • "Playboy Magazine" Playmate of the Year (1989)
  • "The Anna Nicole Show" (2002)
  • Married Billionaire J. Howard Marshall II (She was 26/He was 89)
  • Guess Jeans Model
  • Dying of Prescription Drug Overdose at Age of 39
 

#7...Mira Sorvino

"Norma Jean and Marilyn" (1970)

That Must Have Felt Good. 
Seems Like Everyone Here Is Doing It.  
Thank God We Now Have High Pressure
Shower Nozzles And Vibrating Butt Plugs.
Famous For:
  • "Quiz Show" (1994)
  • "Mighty Aphrodite" (1995-Won Oscar for Role)
  • "Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion" (1997)
  • Daughter of Actor Paul Sorvino ("Good Fellas"/"Romeo + Juliet")
 #6...Ashley Judd

"Norma Jean & Marilyn" (1996)

Famous For:
  • Sister of Wynnona Judd/Daugther of Naomi Judd (Country Duet: "The Judds")
  • "Heat" (1995)
  • "A Time To Kill" (1996)
  • "Kiss The Girls" (1997)
  • "Missing" (2012 TV Series)
I Know...They Really Are Great; Aren't They???
I Haven't Paid A Toll On The Jersey Turnpick
Since I Was 14!
 
#5...Nicole Kidman

Harper's Bazaar Marilyn Monroe Photoshoot

Famous For:
  • Wife of Tom Cruise (1990-2001)
  • Married Keith Urban (2006)
  •  "Dead Calm" (1989)
  • "Days Of Thunder" (1990)
  • "Far & Away" (1992)
  • "Batman Forever" (1995)
    "Practical Magic" (1998)
  • "Eyes Wide Shut" (1999)
  • "Moulin Rouge" (2001)
  • "The Others" (2001)
  • "Cold Mountain" (2003)
  • "Australia" (2008)
  • "The Paperboy" (2013
 #4...Scarlett Johansson

Dolce and Gabbana Marilyn Monroe 

Ad Campaign

Famous For:
  • Married To Ryan Reynolds (2008-2011)
  • Possibly The Finest Body In The History Of Mankind
  • Leaked Nude Phone Photos
  • "Eight Legged Freaks" (2002)
  • "Lost In Translation" (2003)
  • "The Island" (2005)
  • "Iron Man 2" (2010)
  • "The Avengers" (2012)
  • "Hitchcock" (2012)
  • "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" (2013)
  • "The Avengers 2" (2015)


Famous Leaked Photos Rumored To Have Been Taken For Husband (at the time) Ryan Reynolds ↓

 
 
#3...Michelle Williams

"My Week With Marilyn" (2012)

Famous For:
  • Was engaged to and had daughter with actor Heath Ledger
  • "Dawson's Creek" (1998-2003)
  • "Brokeback Mountain" (2005)
  • "Oz, The Great And Powerful" (2013)

#2...Lindsay Lohan

Playboy Magazine's
Marilyn Monroe Photoshoot
 
Famous For:
  • Ongoing Problems With The Law (drugs, rehab, auto accidents, shop lifting, etc.)
  • "Another World" (1996-1998)
  • "The Parent Trap" (1999)
  • "Freaky Friday" (2003)
  • "Mean Girls" (2004)
  • "Liz And Dick" (2012)

 
 
 #1...Madonna
"Material Girl" Marilyn "Tribute" Video
Famous For:
  • Married to Actor Sean Penn (1984-1989)
  • Married to Director Guy Ritchie (2000-2008)
  • Cone Shaped Bras, Burning Crosses, Fake British Accent & Loads Of Nudity (That's why we love her)
  • "Desperately Seeking Susan" (1985)
  • "Dick Tracy" (1990)
  • "A League Of Their Own" (1992)
  • "Evita" (1996)
  • "Die Another Day" (2002 Making Her A Bond Girl)
  • Pop Music Superstar with string of hits like "Like A Virgin", "Material Girl", "Ray Of Light", "Vogue" and others beginning with "Holiday" in 1983.
Goodbye Norma Jean!