Sunday, March 31, 2013

Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi

Padma Lakshmi
"Top Chef"
Like The Praying Mantis, Once Padma Finishes With Her Mate She Eats His Head...And He Likes It. Someone Hand Her A Moist Towelette So She Can Clean Up That Blood.
Famous For:
  • Top Supermodel
  • Pride In The 7" Scar On Her Right Arm
    • Received In Car Accident Returning From Hindu Temple As A Child.  Said She Saw A Flash Of Orange Light And Experienced The Most Exhilarating Feeling Of Her Life.
  • Heritage: Parents From India (Chennai).
  • Offered Job Hosting/Judging For "Top Chef" After Her Cookbook, "Easy Exotic" Won Several 1999 Awards.  
    • "Love Your Cookbook Padhma.  Could You Strip Down & Turn In A Circle For Us?  Now Do 10 Jumping Jacks...You're In!"
  • Married Salman Rushdie In 2004...Wait, Let Me Double Check On That...Yep, That Salman Is A Stud.
    • Rushdie Is 24 Years Older Than Padma.
    • Divorced In 2007.  (Saw That Coming)
  • Appeared In An Episode Of "Star Trek: Enterprise" (2002)
 
 
 
 
How 'Bout That Moist Towelette?
Depends...Do We Have Other "Licking" Options?
Tom Continues To Pretend He Doesn't Spend Most Of His Day Wondering What It Would Be To;
"Get All Up In That"
Yes, I'm Getting It Now...It's Coming To Me Tom...
"Ain't Gonna Happen Dude"

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