Sunday, March 31, 2013

Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi

Padma Lakshmi
"Top Chef"
Like The Praying Mantis, Once Padma Finishes With Her Mate She Eats His Head...And He Likes It. Someone Hand Her A Moist Towelette So She Can Clean Up That Blood.
Famous For:
  • Top Supermodel
  • Pride In The 7" Scar On Her Right Arm
    • Received In Car Accident Returning From Hindu Temple As A Child.  Said She Saw A Flash Of Orange Light And Experienced The Most Exhilarating Feeling Of Her Life.
  • Heritage: Parents From India (Chennai).
  • Offered Job Hosting/Judging For "Top Chef" After Her Cookbook, "Easy Exotic" Won Several 1999 Awards.  
    • "Love Your Cookbook Padhma.  Could You Strip Down & Turn In A Circle For Us?  Now Do 10 Jumping Jacks...You're In!"
  • Married Salman Rushdie In 2004...Wait, Let Me Double Check On That...Yep, That Salman Is A Stud.
    • Rushdie Is 24 Years Older Than Padma.
    • Divorced In 2007.  (Saw That Coming)
  • Appeared In An Episode Of "Star Trek: Enterprise" (2002)
How 'Bout That Moist Towelette?
Depends...Do We Have Other "Licking" Options?
Tom Continues To Pretend He Doesn't Spend Most Of His Day Wondering What It Would Be To;
"Get All Up In That"
Yes, I'm Getting It Now...It's Coming To Me Tom...
"Ain't Gonna Happen Dude"

Redgrave/Richardson (Familly Of Celebrity Nudists)

The Redgrave/Richardson
Celebrity Nudist Family
Lynn Redgrave
Sister Of Vanessa
Aunt Of Natashia, Joely & Jemma

Famous For:
  • "A Man For All Seasons" (1966)
  • "Blow Up" (1966)
  • "Camelot" (1967)
  • "Murder On The Orient Express" (1974)
  • "Julia" (1977)
  • "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" (1992)
  • "Mission Impossible" (1996)
  • "Nip/Tuck" (2004-2009 w/Daughter Natashia/TV)
  • "Cars 2" (2011/ Voices of The Queen & Mama)

Natashia Richardson
Sister Of Joely
Aunt Of Jemma
Daughter Of Vanessa
Niece Of Lynn
Famous For:
  • "Patty Hearst" (1988)
  • "Fat Man & Littte Boy" (1989)
  • "Nell" (1994)
  • "The Parent Trap" (1998)
  • "Blow Dry" (2001-Very Cool/See It If You Haven't)
  • "Maid In Manhattan" (2002)
Natasha Was Married To Actor Liam Neeson
("Rob Roy"/"Taken") When She Made Headlines
Around The World Due To Her Death In A
Skiing Accident Outside Montreal.
Vanessa (mother) Was Working On "Nip/Tuck" (TV)
With Natasha's Sister Jolie At The Time Of Natasha's Death

Joely Richardson
Sister Of Natashia
Daughter Of Vanessa
Cousin Of Jemma
Niece Of Lynn
Famous For:
  • "Wetherby" (1985)
  • "King Ralph" (1991)
  • "Lady Chatterly" (1993)
  • "101 Dalmations" (1996)
  • "Event Horizon" (1997)
  • "The Patriot" (2000)
  • "Nip/Tuck" (2003-2010 TV)
  • "The Tudors" (2010 TV)
  • "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" (2011)

Jemma Redgrave
Cousin Of Natashia & Joely
Niece Of Vanessa & Lynn
Famous For:
  • "Diana: Her True Story" (1993 TV)
  • "Doctor Who" (2012)
Get Ready For The Freakiest Thing You've Ever Seen!
Hey, If You Don't Sleep Tonight It's Not On Me...
Tried To Warn You!
And People Say Clowns Are Scary"
Lynn Redgrave
Sister Of Vanessa
Aunt Of Jemma, Natashia, Joely
Famous For:
"Tom Jones" (1963)
"Georgie Girl" (1966)
"The Happy Hooker" (1975)
"Centennial" (1978-1979 TV Mini-Series)
"Gods & Monsters" (1999)
Editors Note: It sounded like a cool idea when I started. By the end, even I was confused about who was related to whom and how!?!!?  I'll try to keep the clever to a minimum for awhile.